When will V-Day be over?
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?
"Come on little fella - I want to sit with my friends."
The midget stands up, shoves my chair to the floor and marches off. Bit weird.
Steve's taking the mickey out of Dan for buttoning his shirt right to the top. Dan retaliates with a comment about Steve's ginger hair.
"You're so easy to wind up," laughs Steve. "You always bite."
"I don't always bite," bawls Dan.
Backstreet Boys come on. Everyone scurries to the dancefloor. It's only 10.30pm. Fuck Off Dan Fuzzy Duck has taken its toll.
My classmates watch in awe as I chicken dance across the room.
Woman Who Takes Her Shoes Off in Class moves like she's doing a strip tease, licking her lips and caressing her thighs. Steve sticks two fingers in his mouth.
DJ cranks up the volume for More Than a Woman - one of my all-time favourite tracks. Now I'm John Travolta on brandy.
Brush my hand against Winslet Bosom's hip. She doesn't flinch, so I step closer. Soon we're jiving arse to groin. She wants me bad.
Can't see a knicker line beneath her tight black skirt. Probably gone commando. Start to get a boner on the dancefloor. Arch my bum back. Don't want it poking her - yet.
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?
"Come on little fella - I want to sit with my friends."
The midget stands up, shoves my chair to the floor and marches off. Bit weird.
Steve's taking the mickey out of Dan for buttoning his shirt right to the top. Dan retaliates with a comment about Steve's ginger hair.
"You're so easy to wind up," laughs Steve. "You always bite."
"I don't always bite," bawls Dan.
Backstreet Boys come on. Everyone scurries to the dancefloor. It's only 10.30pm. Fuck Off Dan Fuzzy Duck has taken its toll.
My classmates watch in awe as I chicken dance across the room.
Woman Who Takes Her Shoes Off in Class moves like she's doing a strip tease, licking her lips and caressing her thighs. Steve sticks two fingers in his mouth.
DJ cranks up the volume for More Than a Woman - one of my all-time favourite tracks. Now I'm John Travolta on brandy.
Brush my hand against Winslet Bosom's hip. She doesn't flinch, so I step closer. Soon we're jiving arse to groin. She wants me bad.
Can't see a knicker line beneath her tight black skirt. Probably gone commando. Start to get a boner on the dancefloor. Arch my bum back. Don't want it poking her - yet.