When will V-Day be over?
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?


Text back saying it's a bit too soon for coupley photos. She asks why. I don't reply.

I'm doing an evening class in Comedy Writing in a bid to meet women. This week we were due to go for drinks after class - and I planned to get one over my nemesis Dan by finally wooing Winslet Bosom. Here's what happened:

Everyone's hanging around outside the classroom. There's a note pinned on the door.

Due to a family emergency Jenny has had to cancel this week's class.

People speculate about what's happened. Some of the girls are worried.

"We're still going out though, right?" I query.

Thankfully my classmates are still up for it, so we troop into the city centre. End up in some trendy bar.

Me and Steve start a round between us. He's having cider - I'm on brandy and lemo.

Bag a seat next to Winslet Bosom. She asks if I did the homework.

"Yep, my sketch is about a road rage incident."

"Is it based on a true story?"

"Oh yes - I'm terrible on the roads."

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