When will V-Day be over?
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?
She and Hairy Jewish Woman are sharing a taxi. Dan asks if he can get in too. Letch.
Their cab drives 100 metres down the road before screeching to a halt. My nemesis scampers out and spews up all over a shop front. What a lightweight. Me and Steve high five.
Might not have got a snog myself - but at least she won't be sticking her tongue in Dan's filthy gob tonight.
And, according to you lot who voted in my poll, that's about the best I could have hoped for…
Postscript: Yes, I know I forgot to say all the foreign farewells you kindly suggested. I'd had 10 brandys. Maybe next week.
So ladies - what do I do next? And lads - have you ever had a little stiffy on the dancefloor? If so, how did you hide it?
Tags dating blog, dating disasters, evening class, fish out of water, one man's dating diary
60 comments:
Little Miss Angry said...
stupid dan spoiling your moment on the dance floor. but from this story, i think you do stand a chance for a snog ;)
March 11, 2010
Liam B said...
Fish you should have at least got her number mate. Then you could have sent witty texts about Dan being a huge tit etc. Get it next week!!
Parking Conundrum
Dating and Powerpoint
The break-up conversation: should you Twitter or text it?
Is dating today the new wild west?
At least I’m not in high school anymore
Dear guys: what do you really want?
Should you always split the bill?
She and Hairy Jewish Woman are sharing a taxi. Dan asks if he can get in too. Letch.
Their cab drives 100 metres down the road before screeching to a halt. My nemesis scampers out and spews up all over a shop front. What a lightweight. Me and Steve high five.
Might not have got a snog myself - but at least she won't be sticking her tongue in Dan's filthy gob tonight.
And, according to you lot who voted in my poll, that's about the best I could have hoped for…
Postscript: Yes, I know I forgot to say all the foreign farewells you kindly suggested. I'd had 10 brandys. Maybe next week.
So ladies - what do I do next? And lads - have you ever had a little stiffy on the dancefloor? If so, how did you hide it?
Tags dating blog, dating disasters, evening class, fish out of water, one man's dating diary
60 comments:
Little Miss Angry said...
stupid dan spoiling your moment on the dance floor. but from this story, i think you do stand a chance for a snog ;)
March 11, 2010
Liam B said...
Fish you should have at least got her number mate. Then you could have sent witty texts about Dan being a huge tit etc. Get it next week!!