Billy: Well she sent me a private message back. I couldn’t believe it, I almost had a heart attack.
Me: Really? Because of what you said in your comment?
Billy: That, and everything, she said she’s been so blind, that she didn’t see that what she was looking for was right in front of her, and that my comment made a light go off. She asked for my number, we chatted all night over the phone, I barely got any sleep.
Me: Seriously?
Billy: I know. We went out, and she brought me a gift, this watch.
He flashed a pretty elaborate watch, one I was a little envious of, if I cared about such things, it was a nice one.
Me: She bought you that watch on your first date?
Billy: Yup, I couldn’t believe it either, I was shocked, I just stood there with my jaw open, the whole time I was nervous and fumbling my words, she thought it was adorable and sexy that I was so nervous around her. We went home and I had the best sex of my life. There’s absolutely nothing like having sex with the girl you’ve been dreaming about for years! I almost blew my load upon entry.